Hamster make breakfast
Hamster drive car
Hamster make tea with frend
Hamster plan dinner party
Hamster have Birfday
Hamster love life
Hamster happy to be live
Hamster love you
what could you possibly need wrenches this size for
rpg melee weapon
when you have intel to defend.
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
Thanks for the shitty ass gift
Stress relief doodle. America seems to have lost his glasses. What a careless boy!
…I’m still working on secret santa stuff /sob